
Tiger should weight about 40 to 45 pounds. So being the good parent that I would hope I am, I get out the scales to weigh him. The only scales I have are for food so as you can see I have to do a lot of calculating to get the right weight.
From all the calculations that I can figure he weights about 256 oz. ( This poor boy is starving). But I know he could use some exercise, so I figure at my age, it’s hard to run with him, and I can’t walk fast enough to get him in a reduced weight mode. So I get out the old bicycle and wash it and air up the tires and get it ready for his exercise.
Awe! This is really a good looking bike. I forgot how nice it was, till I cleaned it.
Okay Tiger I’m ready, I have a clean bike and it is a 10 speed so watch out big boy. Maybe I should weight you one more time to verify your weight.
This is a four pound scale so each paw weights four pounds and that make you only 16 pounds. Do you think we really need this? But we all know exercise is good for you so lets do it.
This drive way is about 100 feet long. This will be a great test before we go out in the real world. I take off and Tiger right at my heels, He’s running and jumping and trying to get me off the bike. Stop it Tiger we are exercising and you have to run with me not……? (CRASH) Now look what you’ve done. It’s okay baby, well try it again. ( This exercise is killing me). Let’s walk up the drive way and ride back down, that way I’ll be able to make it with you.
Okay Tiger here we go. Yeah, that right….No Tiger not my leg. I have to turn move, move , Ohhhh. So (CRASH), Why don’t we just rent a Lassie movie. Or maybe a Rin Tin Tin and watch it.
Your daddy is to old for this s—t.
Till later I hope this finds you all safe and in good health. We miss you all… Tiger and Stu